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If you haven't heard, the governor of this great state has been directing hey there phone sex to call a phone sex chat line. Anyone calling Charlie Crist's office heard a recording of the governor directing people to various social services, with URLs and phone numbers.

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Lie back, baby. And get ready hey there phone sex meet real local students, housewives, and working girls from all over the country. Hundreds of hot girls call free all day and night because we love nasty talk as much as you. Now, we know Crist has a childlike tendency to offer multiple explanations for an embarrassing episode--until he strikes upon the one that casts him in the cute busty latina favorable light.

With this hey there phone sex mind, The Juice decided to play political consultant and offer five almost-credible explanations for why our governor might be trafficking in phone sex numbers. Not on this list: It's better than calling for hey there phone sex Last month Joshua Basso, a Tampa man, was arrested for making a series free dating hookup lewd calls to According to the police reporthe asked the operator about her breasts, if she had hey there phone sex nice butt," and whether she would have sex with.

Then he made a series of moaning sounds, occasionally throwing in a "baby" and a "yeah! When he was arrested, Basso admitted he made the calls, but told police he never thought he'd get caught. Maybe Charlie Crist was just trying to save the state these sorts of awkward misunderstandings. He's educating the public. You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter s - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in! It's all part of a plan to stimulate the phone sex industry in Florida There are all sorts of Florida industries suffering through these dire economic times.

Why would the phone sex industry be any different? How many phone sex operators do you know?

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I searched for statistics on how many Floridians actually work in wex industry, but you try searching "phone sex" and hey there phone sex how that works. Maybe Crist's redirection was simply an attempt perth lesbian community boost this particular industry in a subtle way.

He's trying to show he cares about all of Florida, hey there phone sex especially--the hot and horny women waiting to talk nasty for three bucks a minute. Phone sex is actually the pphone health care kids can get "No, kids should see doctors," you may say.

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That's old-world 20th-century thinking there, buddy. We can all agree phine the health care industry is in need of serious reform. And we've all seen how contentious some of the debates have.

But that's just because we haven't had an outside-the-box solutions-oriented solution like governor Charlie's. You know which kids won't be getting the measles or mumps hey there phone sex chicken pox? The kids who spend all day woman want hot sex Krypton Kentucky to hot, horny women talking nasty, that's who.

Same with broken hey there phone sex and swine flu. Now it's true that when the kiddies are on the phone all day listening to these women who aren't mommy talk about things they don't understand, they may become obese, and fail out of school. But then they can always be phone sex workers when they grow up.

With a pretend relationship you have all the photo sessions and emotional drama and hush money and documentaries. Now with one simple "accident," anyone who might be wondering if Charlie Crist is actually gay like all those superliberal commentator folks like to imply can rest assured that hey there phone sex governor of Florida likes housewives and working girls from all over the country. Oh, and real local students--who are presumably female.

Because he likes females. But last year she got pretty damn close. How exactly bethany Louisiana amatuer porn this happen? Human brains will likely never have the capability to comprehend such things. But we do know her "folksy" factor was high, and that had something to do with it. Given any opportunity, time after time, Sarah Palin said such idiotic things that hey there phone sex American public--the part that looks forward to Wal-Mart runs and fantasizes about nuzzling Glenn Beck's second chin--simply fell in love with.

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We all know how ambitious Crist is. Encouraging his state to talk to these hot, horny sentences women may very well be an incredibly bold calculated move to position himself high among the "folksy" voters inthe people who have no problem voting for a hey there phone sex they feel like they'd like to have a beer with if the world wasn't going to end because of some Mayan prediction or.

This exceptional political maneuver--if that's what it is--could very well be the finest example we've seen yet pennysaver personals this Palin-ing, or what some commentators are calling hey there phone sex Rogue.

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